grapes with seeds can go to hell
Sometimes I write words but most of the time I just think about Beck Bennett dancing and being Ben Affleck.
Pickup lines specifically for college students:
- I like you more than food. Which is great for you because at this point I can only afford one or the other.
- Are you my Sociology essay? Because I’m not doing you but I should be.
- The connection between us is even more palpable than my parents’ disappointment.
- I am emotionally vulnerable. Please hold me.