1. chinlesscharles:

    this show is legitimately why I’m so weird

    (via finding-euphoria)

     
  2. thatwetshirt:

    biggest plot twist in cinematic history

    (Source: subtubitles, via finding-euphoria)

     

  3. jamehcook:

    grapes with seeds can go to hell

    (via inourlungs)

     

  4. giraffepoliceforce:

    Pickup lines specifically for college students:

    • I like you more than food. Which is great for you because at this point I can only afford one or the other.
    • Are you my Sociology essay? Because I’m not doing you but I should be.
    • The connection between us is even more palpable than my parents’ disappointment.
    • I am emotionally vulnerable. Please hold me.

    (via cursethememory)

     
  5. aszeg:

    you-cant-keep-the-clown-down:

    bookoisseur:

    o-youprettythings:

    gingerish—gal:

    Baby Elephants!

    bb efalunts

    Its like they jumped out of Disney movies

    Oh my god, stop.

    (Source: venera9, via shesgoingplaces)

     
  6. nbcdevotee:

    "I’d much rather be a woman than a man" (Gilda Radner)

    (via cursethememory)

     
  7. "Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)

    (Source: vintagegal, via scottishwinds)

     

  8. Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

     
  9. (Source: clionona, via facethedawn)

     
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  11. jadorejimmy:

    This makes me feel a little better though…

    (via jfallonlove)

     
  12. anostalgicnerd:

    If you ever feel despondent about your future, just think of this:
      He may be a star on SNL now, but this was Taran Killam 10 years ago.

    ↳The DCOM Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) turns 10 this year

    (via stupid-cheese-curd)

     

  13. snazziest:

    here let me get the door for you *opens gate to hell*

    (via committedfalpal)